In the words of Slosh:
“Buddy, watching this kid skate in real life is a hectic experience. Like when he’s on one, it’s like when Randy takes off the pants, look the fuck out. Hard for him to translate his power into footage, but you’ll see why he’s the most talked about underground beast in the future. Fucking had to put together something lethal/legal for the man.”
SlosherAV with the help of Erv w/ no input from Dylan to oversee the project besides the song thus this contraption.